If someone doesn't accept it within a reasonable period of time and assure me that it'll be in good hands, I'm giving it to sugarvaulter, whether she actually wants it or not.
If your name isn't mentioned here: fuck off, cunt. Actually, if you can make a really strong case (which none of you did the last time I asked) for 0wnership, and if I feel I can trust you with my bouncing baby aborted fetus, perhaps we'll talk.
As for those of you who are still in the queue, including the person who added themselves today: suffer, until I'm damn well ready to make a decision.
Oh, and kittenkissies HAS BEEN BANNED for being a general cunt. That's all the reason I need. Ridicule away, lemmings!